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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 232,186 notes

canigetthatsupersized:

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

this site is on drugs







Chat Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 588,345 notes

You wanna find out some personal shit?

  • 1. Any scars?
  • 2. Self harmed?
  • 3. Crush?
  • 4. Kissed anyone?
  • 5. Coke or Pepsi?
  • 6. Someone you hate?
  • 7. Best Friends?
  • 8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
  • 9. What's your dream job?
  • 10. Ever been in love?
  • 11. Last time you cried?
  • 12. Favorite color?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Birthday?
  • 15. Eye color?
  • 16. Hair color?
  • 17. What do you love?
  • 18. Obsession?
  • 19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
  • 20. Do you love someone?
  • 21. Kiss or hug?
  • 22. Nicknames people call you?
  • 23. Favorite song?
  • 24. Favorite band?
  • 25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 27. Something you would change about yourself?
  • 28. Ever dated someone?
  • 29. Worst mistake?
  • 30. Watch the movie or read the book?
  • 31. Ever had a heartbreak?
  • 32. Favorite show?
  • 33. Best day of your life?
  • 34. Any talents?
  • 35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
  • 36. Any bad habits?
  • 37. Ever had a near death experience?
  • 38. Someone I can tell anything to?
  • 39. Ever lost a loved one?
  • 40. Do you believe in love?
  • 41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
  • 42. Are you okay?
  • 43. Relationship status?



Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 104,619 notes

canigetthatsupersized:

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

DAILY STRUGGLE






Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 171,887 notes

fuckphan:

YOUTUBERS SEEM TO HAVE AN ENDLESS FUCKING SUPPLY OF MONEY LIKE ILL JUST FLY TO LONDON FOR THE WEEKEND JUST FOR FUNSIES AND THEN ILL FLY TO NEW YORK THEN ILL GO TO LA THEN ILL GO BACK TO LONDON TO FILM SOMETHING. 

AND I AM HERE CHOOSING WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO BUY A LUNCHABLES OR 4 DONUTS BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE 5 DOLLARS IN VARIOUS COINS 

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 64,594 notes

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

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Quote Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 513 notes

“You wanna know what I think is wrong with pot? Nothing. Would you rather be in a room full of drunks or pot smokers? Give me the pot smokers every time. Laid back and friendly. When was the last time a bar fight broke out between potheads? Drive drunk, you think you’re doing 30 and you’re really doing 90. Drive high, you think you’re doing 90 and you’re really doing 30. You stop at red lights twice. Mother Nature produces pot. Man makes liquor. Who do you trust? Seriously, the pizza I used to deliver has killed more than all the weed ever smoked in the state of Idaho.”


Nate Norman (Kid Cannabis)

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 188,787 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 108 notes

killuhbreee:

message me, let’s be friends

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 82,341 notes

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

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Quote Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 215,287 notes

“Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.”


Vodka thoughts #1 (via catsgomao)

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Chat Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 415,112 notes
  • me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
  • me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me



Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 400,163 notes

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

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Text Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 293,249 notes

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

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Quote Post Sun, Oct. 19, 2014 17,905 notes

“That’s my girl”


cutest shit ever (via sluts-n-prudes)

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