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Quote Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 221,624 notes

“I’m used to it”


The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via softdean)

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Photo Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 266,684 notes

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

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Photo Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 234,977 notes

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

…cut the sandwich into a heart and feed the crusts to the birds…everybody’s happy, all loves.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

…cut the sandwich into a heart and feed the crusts to the birds…everybody’s happy, all loves.

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Text Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 339,476 notes

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

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Text Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 273,365 notes

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

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Video Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 234,957 notes

actsofinsanity:

dr-watsons-lover:

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

the van gogh and shark one though

(via silverwings132)




Video Post Sat, Apr. 12, 2014 210,538 notes

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Photo Post Tue, Apr. 08, 2014 58,572 notes

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Washington! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Washington! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 





Video Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 2,200 notes

burningupasun:

"The power’s going to kill you and it’s my fault."

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 220,006 notes

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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Video Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 141,819 notes

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

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