She banters. It happens. Don't try and stop it. She is heavily involved in many forms of the arts, particularly of the performing variety. Interests include: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, LOTR, Neil Gaiman, Welcome to Night Vale, Classic Nintendo, Mel Brooks, D&D, Monty Python, 80's Classics, Musicals, and Disney. (To name a few) She is also a proud: LGBT supporter, Unconventional Conventionalist and a Jesus fan. Role Models include: Julie Andrews, Kristin Chenowith, Lea Michele and Marilyn Monroe.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
…cut the sandwich into a heart and feed the crusts to the birds…everybody’s happy, all loves.
(Source: music-singing-sun, via forever-a-fox)
Ten pictures that will make you love advertising
This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.
the van gogh and shark one though
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
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This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
(Source: christinahendricks, via coolstephaniegendronus)